24 awkward Kiss Cam moments from the Marriott Center

“Pucker up, Cougar fans, it’s time for the Kiss Cam.”

While Cougar fans may have hoped that what happens in the Marriott Center, stays in the Marriott Center, those hopes were for naught. Click on the song below and scroll — it’s almost like you’re in the Marriott Center, except better because these are all of the best moments.

1. Attack of the unsuspecting wife

2. All by myself

3. And here’s a kid

4. Freshman hand kiss

5. Couples scalp massage

I hope that’s their friend rubbing their heads, or else that is creepy. Oh wait, it is creepy either way.

6. Masked love

7. Fan club

8. Dumbo on the jumbo

9. I threw her on the ground

10. Horrified and appalled 

11. The neck nuzzle

12. Cheerleader’s commitment compromised

13. Return to me 

No means no.

14. Smack

15. Freshen up

16. Blue Man Group

17. My first love — this burger

18. They’ve conspired against me

19. Hide me

20. Be aggressive

21. And they call it, mascot looove!

22. Longest.

Spotlight.

Ever.

“It’s not an engagement ring, give the guy a kiss,” said the Marriott Center announcer.

23. And all the family relations

Seriously, are they related?

“She’s my sister, my sister.”

24. And so much rejection