18 more cringeworthy Mormon Valentine’s Day cards


Written by Rebecca Lane
Designed by Matt Bennett

Dousing your Valentine’s Day with a little bit of cheese has become a UtahValley360 tradition. Check out our newest installment of cringeworthy Mormon Valentine’s Day cards.

1. For the conference lover


Inspired by “My Heart Pondereth Them Continually” by Elder Devin G. Durrant.

2. For BYU students

BYU spring break

Inspired by BYU’s one-day Spring Holiday beginning in 2017.

3. For missionaries


Inspired by Adele’s “Hello.”

4. For the Star Wars fan

Darth Vader

Inspired by the greatest reveal in theatrical history.

5. For another Star Wars fan


Inspired by the wise Star Wars Jedi.

6. For BYU and Utah fans

Love everyone

Inspired by the continuing rivalry despite Utah basketball coach Larry Krystkowiak’s best efforts.

7. For the person who needs more than a subtle hint


Inspired by “Ring by Spring” fever.

8. For the Great-Aunt Rose fans

Creepy Cat

Inspired by “A Summer With Great-Aunt Rose” by President Dieter F. Uchtdorf.

9. For the BYU ROC

ROC the Marriott

Inspired by the student section at BYU.

10. For the Donny Osmond fan

Donny Osmond

Inspired by “Soldier of Love” by Donny Osmond.

11. For the temple lover

Gonna get married

Inspired by “Going to the Chapel.” At media day at the Provo City Center Temple during the second week of January, it was reported that more than 500 sealings were already scheduled to take place in the new temple after it opens.

12. For the “Once I Was a Beehive” fan


Inspired by “Once I Was a Beehive” theme song.

13. For the love captain

Old Ship Zion

Inspired by “Stay in the Boat and Hold on!” by Elder M. Russell Ballard.

14. For the nearly engaged


Inspired by the common phrase “My lips are sealed.”

15. For the spiritually aware

Feel Holy Ghost

Inspired by “Can’t Feel My Face” by The Weeknd.

16. For the seemingly secure missionary

Saturday's Warrior

Inspired by “Saturday’s Warrior.”

17. For the Primary

livin on prayer

Inspired by “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi and Janice Kapp Perry’s “A Child’s Prayer.”

18. For the Tinder user


Inspired by Tinder and the hymn “Choose the Right.”

BONUS: For the scriptorian

Laman and Lemuel

Read more cringeworthy Mormon Valentine’s Day cards from 2014 and 2015 here.

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Rebecca Lane

While her first language is sarcasm, Rebecca dabbles in English and Russian to achieve her lifelong dream of being a journalist. A BYU sports fan, reading enthusiast and wannabe world traveler, Rebecca is a Colorado transplant that is convinced Colorado's mountains are much larger than the many Utah County peaks. Rebecca manages UtahValley360.com for Bennett Communications. Follow her on Twitter @rebeccalane.

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