12 cringeworthy Mormon Valentine’s Day cards for 2017


Our annual cringeworthy Mormon Valentine’s Day cards have made the internet scrollers roll their eyes for the past three years. UtahValley360 continues the tradition with 12 more cringeworthy Mormon Valentine’s Day card for another “oh goodness” holiday celebration.

For the hopeless romantic

Inspired by “Fourth Floor, Last Door” by President Dieter F. Uchtdorf.

For the inspired

Inspired by Mormon pickup lines.

For the Book of Mormon scholar

Inspired by 2 Nephi 2: 16. There’s nothing like saying “you work out” with a scripture.

For those who struggled with the Articles of Faith

Inspired by the 13th Article of Faith, which was always was the hardest to memorize.

For those scared of tomorrow

Inspired by Elder Jeffrey R. Holland, Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, when he shared this meme in his conference address, “Tomorrow the Lord Will Do Wonders Among You.”

For the faithful faster

Inspired by Fast Sunday. Anyone who has fasted knows that this is very deep love.

For the “Hamilton” fan

Inspired by the Tony Award winning musical “Hamilton.”

For the scriptorian

Inspired by Matthew 5: 14.

For those seeking answers

Inspired by scripture references to traveling in the wilderness.

For the BYU fan

Inspired by Jamesthemormon’s “Tellin’ you Y.”

For the not-so-subtle

Inspired by “ring by spring” syndrome.

For all of those Mormons who love “The Princess Bride”

Inspired by “The Princess Bride,” which is a popular movie amongst the LDS population.

Want more? See these cringeworthy Mormon Valentine’s Day cards from 2016, 2015 and 2014.

Rebecca Lane

While her first language is sarcasm, Rebecca dabbles in English and Russian to achieve her lifelong dream of being a journalist. A BYU sports fan, reading enthusiast and wannabe world traveler, Rebecca is a Colorado transplant that is convinced Colorado's mountains are much larger than the many Utah County peaks. Rebecca manages UtahValley360.com for Bennett Communications. Follow her on Twitter @rebeccalane.

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