Since 2014, our annual cringeworthy Mormon Valentine’s Day cards have made internet scrollers near and far roll their eyes. But if we are all being honest, this cheesiness also makes readers chuckle in an “oi vey” way.
UtahValley360 continues the tradition with 13 more cringeworthy Mormon Valentine’s Day card for another “oh goodness” holiday celebration. And, yes, they make our eyes roll too.
For the Book of Mormon lover
Inspired by Samuel the Lamanite
For the Singles Ward bishop
Inspired by Taylor Swift’s “Look What You Made Me Do”
For the Primary aficionado
Inspired by the Primary song, “The Wise Man and the Foolish Man”
For returned missionaries
Inspired by Harry Potter spells and returned missionaries
For the singer
Inspired by the LDS hymn, “Love One Another”
For “The Greatest Showman” fan
Inspired by “Rewrite the Stars” from “The Greatest Showman” and the LDS hymn, “If You Could Hie to Kolob”
For the most amusing reality show
Inspired by Singles Ward awkwardness everywhere and “The Greatest Showman”
For the family history buff
Inspired by family history work
For those who love their spuds
Inspired by the popular LDS dish, funeral potatoes
For the stake dance attendee
Inspired by the awkward slow dance known as the “deacon shuffle”
For those who are only there for the food
Inspired by Singles Wards’ Munch and Mingles
For the Mormon Romeos
Inspired by “line upon line, precept on precept” (2 Ne. 28:30)
For the world traveler
Inspired by Lehi’s family exodus from Jerusalem
Want more cringeworthy Mormon Valentine’s? See the previous installments:
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