13 cringeworthy Mormon valentines for 2018


Since 2014, our annual cringeworthy Mormon Valentine’s Day cards have made internet scrollers near and far roll their eyes. But if we are all being honest, this cheesiness also makes readers chuckle in an “oi vey” way.

UtahValley360 continues the tradition with 13 more cringeworthy Mormon Valentine’s Day card for another “oh goodness” holiday celebration. And, yes, they make our eyes roll too.

For the Book of Mormon lover

Inspired by Samuel the Lamanite

For the Singles Ward bishop

Inspired by Taylor Swift’s “Look What You Made Me Do

For the Primary aficionado

Inspired by the Primary song, “The Wise Man and the Foolish Man

For returned missionaries

Inspired by Harry Potter spells and returned missionaries

For the singer

Inspired by the LDS hymn, “Love One Another

For “The Greatest Showman” fan

Inspired by “Rewrite the Stars” from “The Greatest Showman” and the LDS hymn, “If You Could Hie to Kolob”

For the most amusing reality show

Inspired by Singles Ward awkwardness everywhere and “The Greatest Showman

For the family history buff

Inspired by family history work

For those who love their spuds

Inspired by the popular LDS dish, funeral potatoes

For the stake dance attendee

Inspired by the awkward slow dance known as the “deacon shuffle”

For those who are only there for the food

Inspired by Singles Wards’ Munch and Mingles

For the Mormon Romeos

Inspired by “line upon line, precept on precept” (2 Ne. 28:30)

For the world traveler

Inspired by Lehi’s family exodus from Jerusalem

Want more cringeworthy Mormon Valentine’s? See the previous installments:

Rebecca Lane

While her first language is sarcasm, Rebecca dabbles in English and Russian to achieve her lifelong dream of being a journalist. A BYU sports fan, reading enthusiast and wannabe world traveler, Rebecca is a Colorado transplant that is convinced Colorado's mountains are much larger than the many Utah County peaks. Rebecca manages UtahValley360.com for Bennett Communications. Follow her on Twitter @rebeccalane.

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